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31 August 2026, in sixty words

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Monday, 31 August 2026 · 99 stories

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Business · 23:26 Markiplier's 8.5% GoPro stake makes him largest shareholder

YouTube star Mark Fischbach, known as Markiplier, now owns 8.5% of GoPro, making him the biggest individual shareholder.

General · 23:08 Bank of England expected to hold rates, not hike in September

Current financial market expectations suggest the Bank of England will hold interest rates steady at its September gathering, as the probability of a rate hike before the end of the year recedes.

Technology · 23:07 What happens next after ChatGPT is added to EU safety rules

ChatGPT now has four months to meet new EU content moderation rules or face potential fines.

Sports · 22:20 West Ham signs Norway under-21 winger Edvin Austbo for four years

West Ham has completed its seventh summer signing, bringing in Norway under-21 international winger Edvin Austbo.

Technology · 22:18 Windows 11 update offers faster search without Bing results

The August optional update for Windows 11 lets users get a faster search experience by removing Bing and Copilot results.

Business · 22:17 Wetherspoon to open six new UK pubs during September

The pub chain, which already has over 800 UK venues, has announced it will launch 12 more pubs this year.

World · 18:25 JD Vance says Trump's post about destroying an Iranian island was a message

Donald Trump shared an AI-generated video on Sunday about destroying Kharg Island, a hub that processed 90% of Iranian oil shipments before the war.

Technology · 18:16 BT expects over £2bn from selling old copper cables

BT anticipates generating more than £2 billion over the coming ten years through the divestment of its existing copper wiring, coinciding with its transition of the UK to a nationwide fibre optic network.

World · 18:16 Trump asked Apple to rename Lake Ontario 'Lake America'

US Interior Secretary Doug Burgum said on Monday that President Donald Trump directly contacted Apple about changing the name on its Maps platform.

General · 18:14 Train drivers on Avanti West Coast get 3.6% pay rise

Train drivers on Avanti West Coast routes have secured a 3.6% pay rise, 0.7 percentage points above the latest inflation rate.

Health · 18:10 How AI sees hidden heart issues doctors miss

Trained on millions of patients, the software finds markers for heart failure in standard ECG tests that human eyes simply cannot process.

World · 17:30 India tells Vladimir Putin the war in Ukraine needs to end

The Indian prime minister called the Russian leader his friend during talks at a political summit in Kyrgyzstan on Monday.

Technology · 17:12 Robot vacuum footage helps man win divorce case, then he lands in jail for five months

A Taiwanese man won a divorce payout after using robot vacuum footage to prove his wife's affair, but then faced a counter-suit.

Technology · 17:11 Music publishers sue AI firm Anthropic over alleged song theft

Major music publishers are suing Anthropic, the company behind the Claude AI chatbot, for allegedly using "tens of thousands" of copyrighted songs without permission.

Technology · 17:10 US immigration agency to buy robot dogs for enforcement

America's immigration agency, ICE, plans to spend up to $2 million on robot "dogs" for its enforcement operations.

World · 17:05 US aircraft carrier stops in Thailand after 250 days at sea

The USS Abraham Lincoln, an American aircraft carrier, is making a brief stop in Thailand for its crew to rest after over 250 days at sea.

World · 17:05 Israeli settlers seize Palestinian home, army fires tear gas at owner

Dozens of Israeli settlers stormed a Palestinian village on Saturday, throwing stones at a home and trapping its owner and six others inside.

World · 17:04 Israel and Greece sign their biggest ever weapons deal

Israel has agreed its largest ever weapons deal with Greece, worth about 3 billion Euros, to provide a multi-layered air defence system.

Politics · 17:00 Netanyahu's son evacuated from US over threat

Yair Netanyahu, the Israeli Prime Minister's eldest son, was urgently flown from the US to Israel due to a significant threat to his life.

World · 16:59 Ex-JPMorgan boss shared bank secrets with Jeffrey Epstein

Jes Staley, a former JPMorgan Chase executive, told US lawmakers he repeatedly gave confidential bank information to Jeffrey Epstein.

Sports · 16:40 Messi retires from Argentina: The two reasons behind his exit

He confirmed the painful choice on 21 July, explaining that losing to Spain and his father Jorge's passing hurried things along.

World · 16:10 Taiwan warns China is taking tighter control of surrounding seas and airspace

Taipei's defence ministry published an annual security review warning that Beijing is highly unpredictable after recently removing top military officials.

Health · 16:00 Free cholesterol tests coming to English high-street pharmacies for people over 40

The seven-minute checks are designed to drop the number of fatal strokes and heart attacks by 25% within ten years.

Technology · 15:52 ChatGPT advert revenues reach a $1 billion annual pace for maker OpenAI

The tech firm is expanding its advertising tools across Europe and India to drive growth ahead of a planned stock market launch.

World · 15:41 North Korea to strengthen nuclear force, rejects US denuclearisation demands

North Korea stated on Monday that America's hostile policy remains unchanged, rejecting repeated US calls for denuclearisation.

General · 15:40 ChatGPT added to tougher EU online safety rules

ChatGPT is the first AI chatbot added to the EU's list of digital services facing greater legal scrutiny.

Politics · 15:22 Chancellor John Healey urges international cooperation on living costs at G20 summit

The UK chancellor is currently in Asheville, North Carolina, for a gathering of global finance leaders.

General · 15:11 Children need school lessons in sniffing aromas to help improve their wellbeing

Dr Will Tullett, a historian at the University of York, argues that modern pollution and artificial fragrances are ruining our natural ability to detect odours.

World · 15:04 Trump vows 'heavy response' after Iran's Jordan base attacks

Speaking to Fox News, the American president said one missile slipped through defences because it lacked a specific target.

Technology · 14:57 Nvidia puts $3.5 billion into Taiwanese chip firm MediaTek

The massive bond purchase lets customers of the Taiwanese company design specialised artificial intelligence chips that link to Nvidia data centres.

World · 14:50 Donald Trump calls Iran a "failed nation" in "total disarray" after attacks

The US president used his Truth Social platform to claim the country suffers from 300% inflation and cannot pay its police.

Politics · 14:41 Kemi Badenoch replaces shadow chancellor Mel Stride with former businessman Andrew Griffith

Griffith, a former Sky television executive, takes over the economic brief as the party tries to rebuild its financial credibility.

World · 14:35 Oil nears $91 a barrel after American strikes target Iranian rocket launchers

Iran's foreign minister Abbas Araghchi ruled out returning to negotiations following the first military exchange in over a month.

Health · 14:20 Fidgeting, coffee and burping may offer health benefits

Things like fidgeting, binge-watching TV, and even burping aren't always bad for your health, according to medical experts.

World · 14:19 Turkmenistan begins fixing massive methane leaks after UN alerts

Turkmenistan has repaired eight leaks from its old oil and gas sites, previously making it the world's worst for methane super-emitters.

World · 14:18 French high schools struggle to enforce Macron's phone ban from September

Education unions warn that banning mobile phones for 15-18 year olds will be tough to bring in quickly.

General · 14:16 David Beckham filmed warmly chatting with fans in Italy

Footage has gone viral on Instagram showing David Beckham interacting kindly with an elderly couple in Capri, Italy.

World · 14:16 John Ternus becomes Apple CEO next week, will replace older executives

John Ternus will officially take over as Apple's CEO next week, and a major leadership change is expected to follow, according to Bloomberg's Mark Gurman.

Sports · 14:15 Everton linked with Folarin Balogun three years after Monaco move

Former Arsenal striker Folarin Balogun is being linked with a Premier League return to Everton, three years after moving to Monaco.

World · 14:14 Nepal floods trap hundreds in tunnels as death toll passes 900

Five days after flash floods, rescue teams are searching for thousands missing across Nepal and Tibet, with 933 workers believed trapped in hydropower tunnels.

General · 14:11 Amelia Dimoldenberg's YouTube show now rivals top TV for celebrity guests

Amelia Dimoldenberg, creator of Chicken Shop Date, says her YouTube show is now as important for celebrities as appearing on Graham Norton or BBC Radio 1.

General · 13:58 UK aid cuts will leave children most vulnerable to climate threats, Unicef warns

A new Unicef analysis shows UK aid cuts are leaving children in countries like Mozambique and Nigeria vulnerable to climate threats.

General · 13:56 Sawbridgeworth locals protest as developers bulldoze wildlife haven despite High Court injunction

Hundreds of locals gathered at a green belt site in Sawbridgeworth, Hertfordshire, after developers bulldozed land over the bank holiday weekend.

Politics · 13:50 Conservatives warn early release scheme could free dangerous criminals

The Conservatives have cautioned that dangerous criminals might be released under the early release initiative implemented by the government for England and Wales.

Health · 13:11 Body inflammation may affect how you feel and cause depression

Your immune system's response to injury or illness, called inflammation, can affect brain activity.

General · 13:10 Drivers face £70 fine for parking across UK dropped kerbs

Leaving your vehicle over a dropped kerb, even briefly, can now lead to a Penalty Charge Notice in many areas.

Politics · 12:30 Germany's far-right AfD party leads polls in Saxony-Anhalt

Germany's far-right AfD party is now leading in opinion polls for Saxony-Anhalt.

World · 12:30 Russian missiles destroyed 12 million books and Kyiv printing press

Russian attacks have destroyed 12 million books across Ukraine, including a Kyiv printing press producing 1.3 million school textbooks.

Technology · 12:23 Microsoft confirms Windows 11 update KB5120998 breaks mouse, wallpaper.

Microsoft has now confirmed that its recent Windows 11 KB5120998 update is causing mouse cursors to disappear, change size, or reset to default settings.

Technology · 12:23 Ex-Sony staffer dismisses PlayStation disc reversal for 2028.

An industry veteran has rubbished recent rumours that PlayStation might reverse its decision on physical game discs.

Sports · 12:14 Arsenal sign Ezri Konsa from Aston Villa for £51m

Arsenal have completed the signing of defender Ezri Konsa from Aston Villa in a deal worth £51 million, plus an extra £4 million in potential add-ons.

Technology · 11:13 PlayStation 5 Pro consoles now unavailable in the US, reselling for £700

The PlayStation 5 Pro has completely sold out across the US, with third-party sellers asking as much as $1,300.

Technology · 10:59 Malware is stealing Claude login sessions to drain user accounts

Anthropic, an AI firm, has alerted certain Claude users that active login sessions have been compromised by infostealer malware present on their computers.

World · 10:40 Russia to launch "massive strikes" after missile attack kills two in Belgorod

Russia's defense ministry plans to conduct extensive attacks on Ukraine's power grid, reportedly in response to Kyiv's use of drones.

General · 09:16 Thin diamond films generate electricity when bent, scientists discover

The unexpected discovery overturns a 100-year-old scientific assumption that diamonds could not produce electricity from mechanical deformation.

General · 09:16 Earth at risk from four catastrophic threats from space

Our planet is at risk from four major cosmic threats, including asteroid impacts, which could happen again after the one 66 million years ago.

Entertainment · 09:13 Olivia Rodrigo's festival raises $20m for women's charities after Melinda French Gates donation

Olivia Rodrigo's first Daisy Chain Fields festival generated $20 million for women-focused organisations, thanks to a major donation.

World · 09:12 Netanyahu calls EU hypocritical for silence on Turkey's Cyprus occupation

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu accused the EU of hypocrisy, saying it ignores Turkey's occupation of half of Cyprus.

Sports · 08:56 Liverpool to sign Bradley Barcola for £106m after medical

Liverpool will confirm the acquisition of Bradley Barcola today, following the French winger's successful medical examination on Sunday.

Politics · 08:52 Scottish Labour leadership hopefuls want new North Sea drilling approved fast

Both candidates for Scottish Labour leader are pushing for quick approval of new North Sea oil and gas drilling licences.

General · 08:49 Lola Young makes surprise return to Reading Festival after cancelling shows

Singer Lola Young gave a surprise performance on the final day of Reading Festival, playing hits like "Messy" and "One Thing." This marks her return after cancelling shows last year due to an on-stage collapse and seeking treatment for drug dependency.

Sports · 08:42 Ailing Djokovic loses US Open first round for first time in 20 years

Novak Djokovic was defeated by Mariano Navone in the US Open first round on Monday, his earliest Grand Slam exit in two decades.

Business · 08:15 Itochu to buy Dentsu Soken for $1.3 billion

Japanese trading house Itochu plans to launch a tender offer to acquire Dentsu Soken at ¥2,880 per share.

Business · 08:15 Boeing deal helps Archer Aviation become a wider aerospace and AI firm

Archer Aviation, known for electric vertical take-off and landing aircraft, is expanding into a diversified aerospace, defence, and AI company.

General · 08:14 Bank of England governor warns G20 advanced AI threatens global finance

Andrew Bailey, the Bank of England's governor, has sent a letter to G20 finance ministers warning that "frontier" AI models pose a risk to the financial system.

Sports · 08:10 Manchester United beat Ipswich 5-2, but Luke Shaw is still angry with himself

Manchester United recorded their opening Premier League triumph of the season when they played Ipswich Town, a fixture that marked Michael Carrick's initial win as permanent head coach.

Sports · 08:09 Broncos CEO admits 'learnings' after captain Reynolds' botched farewell

Broncos CEO Dave Donaghy said the club had “learnings” after captain Adam Reynolds’ disappointing send-off, calling it a “missed opportunity”.

Sports · 08:09 Man Utd targets Barcelona defender Balde and Freiburg striker Matanovic

Manchester United are looking to strengthen their squad with two key signings before Tuesday evening's transfer deadline.

Sports · 08:09 Detroit Tigers 5½ games behind in playoff chase with four weeks left

The Detroit Tigers are struggling to catch up in the American League Wild Card race, currently 5½ games behind with four weeks left.

Sports · 08:08 Real Madrid beat Malaga 4-0 to stay perfect in La Liga

Real Madrid, under Jose Mourinho's management, continued their perfect beginning to the La Liga season by securing a commanding 4-0 win against Malaga.

Sports · 08:07 Ex-Chelsea player says Blues need striker Victor Osimhen despite Man Utd links

Former Chelsea defender Marcel Desailly believes the club needs to sign Napoli striker Victor Osimhen for his spirit and opponent respect.

Sports · 08:07 Chelsea boss Xabi Alonso says Enzo Fernandez could leave before Tuesday

Chelsea manager Xabi Alonso admitted he "doesn't guarantee anything" regarding Enzo Fernandez and Pedro Neto staying at Stamford Bridge.

Sports · 08:06 Champions League 2026-27 will feature sponsors from 15 different industries

The 2026-27 UEFA Champions League will show remarkable commercial diversity, with front-of-shirt sponsors representing at least 15 distinct industries.

Sports · 05:48 Arsenal agree record £60 million sale of Martinelli to Al-Hilal

Brazilian footballer Gabriel Martinelli is set to fly to Saudi Arabia for a medical to finalise his move to Al-Hilal.

Sports · 05:47 Aaron Donald, 35, returns to LA Rams after brief retirement

One of the NFL's greatest defensive players, Aaron Donald, is returning to his only team, the Los Angeles Rams, at 35 years old.

Sports · 05:45 Toby Samuel wins first Grand Slam match, Cameron Norrie exits US Open

British qualifier Toby Samuel secured his first main-draw Grand Slam win at the US Open, beating Tomas Machac in dominant style.

Business · 05:42 Soho makes UK top five for independent shops despite crime worries

New research indicates that London's Soho district ranks among the top five locations in the UK for independent retail establishments.

General · 05:28 Sheffield police detain 7 on murder suspicion after newborn baby girl dies

Police were called to a property in the Wincobank area of Sheffield on Sunday morning after concerns were raised for a newborn baby's safety.

Sports · 05:27 PC Matthew Blades' sons led Manchester United onto the pitch Sunday

On Sunday, PC Matthew Blades' two young sons, whose father died in a head-on collision, accompanied Manchester United onto the pitch at Old Trafford.

World · 05:26 Ukraine's ex-defence minister plans new tech fund for war

Mykhailo Fedorov, Ukraine's former defence minister, is looking for Western money to create a new technology fund.

General · 05:14 Women in UK arts feel they face age and gender discrimination

A new report reveals that 95% of women in the arts believe gender inequality still exists, with three-quarters experiencing unconscious bias or sexism.

World · 05:13 Canadians boycott US goods as trade war escalates

Canadians initiated a broad refusal to purchase American goods and use American services in early last year, prompted by President Trump's trade war.

General · 05:12 Manchester Jewish community feels less safe a year after attack

The rabbi of Heaton Park Hebrew Congregation in Manchester stated the Jewish community there feels less secure now than after a synagogue attack in 2025.

Politics · 04:45 Tom Tugendhat to replace Priti Patel as shadow foreign secretary

Dame Priti Patel is leaving her shadow foreign secretary role to take on a new Conservative Party international position.

World · 04:45 Iran's leader urges Muslim nations to unite against US, Israel

Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei, Iran's supreme leader, called on Muslim nations to unite against the US and Israel, whom he named as enemies of all Islamic nations.

Politics · 04:44 London Mayor Candidate Cleverly says that some Mayor Candidates 'Hate' the City

Sir James Cleverly, who is seeking the Conservative nomination for London mayor, criticised candidates who "obviously hate the city".

General · 04:44 Early release prisoners are returning to jail quickly, say governors

Prison governors say inmates freed early under the 2024 scheme are reoffending and coming back, creating a "revolving door" effect.

General · 04:44 Dubai residents warned as security threat level rises

The UAE has raised the security threat level for Dubai residents, a popular spot for British tourists.

World · 04:44 Swiss rave shooting kills woman and injures five others on Sunday

A 22-year-old Italian woman died of injuries at the scene, and five others, aged 24 to 27, were taken to hospital with injuries.

General · 04:42 Burnham blocks early release for killers and groomers

Prime Minister Andy Burnham announced changes to the early release scheme on Sunday, stopping those convicted of manslaughter, indecent assault, and child sexual abuse from leaving prison early.

Technology · 01:53 iPhone 18 Pro pre-orders shift to Saturday, September 12 at midnight

Apple has changed the usual pre-order time for its new iPhone 18 Pro models to avoid the September 11 anniversary.

General · 01:53 Dolly Parton album reaches UK download number 1 after her death

Following her recent death, Dolly Parton's compilation "The Very Best Of" has shot to number 1 on the UK Official Album Downloads chart.

Health · 01:25 Calf muscles help pump blood to your heart, reducing death risk

Your calf muscles act as a "second heart" by squeezing veins in your lower legs, helping blood return against gravity.

Sports · 01:24 Scheffler wins his 22nd PGA Tour title, ending the season with a victory

Golfer Scheffler secured his 22nd PGA Tour victory, finishing the season just as he started it, with a win.

General · 01:22 Two men charged in Dublin after police seize €2.3 million in drugs

Irish police arrested two men in their 50s and 60s for drug trafficking during an operation in Dublin on Friday.

World · 01:22 Grand Canyon flooding leaves about 15 hikers missing after evacuations

Around 15 people are feared missing after flash flooding hit Bright Angel Canyon and Phantom Ranch areas on Saturday.

World · 01:19 Nepalese headteacher saved 900 children from deadly flash flood

A Nepalese headteacher evacuated 900 children to higher ground just moments before a deadly flash flood engulfed their town.

General · 01:01 Police make 169 arrests on Notting Hill Carnival's first day

Police made 169 arrests on Sunday, which marked the beginning of Notting Hill Carnival, for offences including drug and weapon possession, assaults, and sexual offences.

World · 01:01 US strikes Iranian rocket launchers on Larak Island

US forces attacked two Iranian launchers on Larak Island on Sunday, marking the initial American strikes on Iran since late July.